Mitchell Greenberg

UT 2025

[Carroll ISD @Carrollisd]

Carroll ISD is proud to announce that Lee Munn has been named the new Head Football Coach of the Dragons. Munn has served CISD since 2018, most recently as Associate Head Coach and Defensive Coordinator.

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[SMU Football @SMUFB]

We've hired Riley Dodge as our tight ends coach and pass game coordinator.

Welcome to Dallas, @coachrdodge!

➡️ https://t.co/52Din4lKpD

[Inside Texas @InsideTexas]

Steve Sarkisian opens the SEC Coaches Teleconference with comments on his status at Texas: "I'd like to comment something before I get into our team that has been bothering me now over the past few weeks. That is people reporting that are insinuating that there's a possibility I could leave the University of Texas, and that is absolutely false and untrue.

I'm not going anywhere. Never do I do this because I never want to be a distraction, so I never address these things. At this point, I feel like this is important that I do this because it's important for our team. It's important for our university. I've had no discussions, not with my agent, not with the university, not with any other school, not with any NFL team about ever going anywhere else. I came here to win championships.

I've got two kids enrolled at the University of Texas, one in law school, one on our team. I've got a third that hopefully decides to enroll at the University of Texas next fall. My wife and I just had our son here in Austin. This is our home. We came here to win championships. We've built a damn good football program over the five years that we've been here. We've been to two College Football Playoffs. We won a Big 12 championship. We went to the SEC Championship game in year one. We've had 23 players drafted the last two years, which is more than any other school in the country and our team GPA is at an all-time high. Can we please stop putting things out there that you have absolutely zero evidence on? Can we please stop retweeting and putting it back out there as if it's true? As if it's the gospel? It is not true. If you have a question about my future, call me or call Chris Del Conte our athletic director and we can set the record straight for you so everybody understands.

So moving forward, when some Joe Blow decides to put something on social media out there, we all don't run with it like it's the gospel. Can we all agree on that on this call? If you have a question about my future with the University of Texas, ask me on one of these calls. Ask Chris Del Conte. He'll be more than happy to take your call so that we can set the record straight and so we can focus on our football team, which is what we should be doing. Everybody good with that?"

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at this box we got here... it comes with some big news to celebrate!

Coach Riley Dodge at Southlake Carroll in Texas just won his 100th game and that is a HUGE deal!

Thank you Coach Dodge and @CarrollDragonFB for this great box, keep it rolling this season!!

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

This tweet is a bigger failure than Arch Manning will ever be

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Just yelled "Run the damn ball" outta nowhere. Getting some reps in for tomorrow

[Ryan @GatorRyan]

Starting Saturday

[Barry Switzer @Barry_Switzer]

This will be the only time that an old Aggie coach and an old Sooner coach will root for @TexasFootball

@OU_Football @AggieFootball

[Claudia @TexasEx10]

This team now dictates my entire mood.

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

I'm ready to be hurt again!

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

“My grass looks so much better.”

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The Total Package 🤘

@CoachSark x @TexasLonghorns

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Welcome to the club @McIlroyRory. Completing the grand slam at Augusta is something special. Your determination during this round, and this entire journey has shown through, and now you’re a part of history. Proud of you!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Texas has informed head coach Rodney Terry he's been fired, sources told @jeffborzello.

[@jason @Jason]

Jamie Diamond has seen enough

“Fucking zoom” 😂😂😂

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Live look at Bourbon Street

[Texas Men's Golf @TexasMGolf]

A BIRDIE FOR THE WIN 👏

@T_morrison_88 birdies the playoff round at hole 18 to earn his FIRST COLLEGIATE WIN! 🤘

#HookEm | #TakeDeadAim

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

It is with heartfelt sadness that I want to share that my dear mother, Kultida Woods, passed away early this morning. My Mom was a force of nature all her own, her spirit was simply undeniable. She was quick with the needle and a laugh. She was my biggest fan, greatest supporter, without her none of my personal achievements would have been possible. She was loved by so many,  but especially by her two grandchildren, Sam and Charlie. Thank you all for your support, prayers and privacy at this difficult time for me and my family. Love you Mom.

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Coby DuBose | DuBose Defense @DuBoseDefense]

Modern college football programs as modern golfers, a thread:

MICHIGAN: PATRICK REED

Mostly irrelevant in the modern era, except for that one time. But a legacy marred in cheating. Also insufferable.