Michael Schrenk

Developer of distributed systems, Bots & Botnets (python Selenium) - Author of Webbots, Spiders & Screen Scrapers (No Starch Press) 9-time DEF CON speaker.

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@mcuban Maybe just let the person with the most votes win? BTW: you killed it with Maher.

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@SenRickScott @SecMayorkas

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#NewProfilePic

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@NathanMackBrown Why choose?

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You know that Al Franken is watching Hershel walker and saying, "Damn."
#HershelWalker #AlFranken

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@KidGuacamole @DLgodlessbitch @joncoopertweets "Fewer" not "Less"

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#DevOps
Top Level Domain names are not case sensitive, but subdomains can ("might") be.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Said the Florida Man.

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@schlongconnery2 @cdkarma1 @MayoIsSpicyy What do you mean? He lost his senate seat.

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@schlongconnery2 @cdkarma1 @MayoIsSpicyy Remember Al Franken?

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Windows memory issues? Can’t delete your temp or cache folders? Try compressing them.

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SPECULATION IDEA
Buy a stack of “forever” stamps and wait ten years. Then trust postage rates increased and sell for half the difference in price.
#MakeMOenyOnline

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My Texturized Vegetable Protein™ doesn’t have to look like animal parts for me to fully enjoy my Texturized Vegetable Protein™.

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Has anyone considered Twitter as a replacement for texted alerts and warnings?

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@jwynia Oh my, you should talk to Paula. She lived there a long time and has some opinions.

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I didn’t realize that Yandex is based in The Netherlands.

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https://t.co/D0ZbpEqZWN

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Two-part authentication was cool. But now it feels like a way to legitimize the need for your phone number.

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@brooklynbenzz And indecision is the key to flexibility.

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@AZ_Brittney Congratulations, and followed.