Michael Spada

Useless waste who won’t shut up about ska 🏁. I wrote The Book of Nilton, so please buy it. It is good according to me. He/him.

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

For the small handful of people who only follow me here, I have an extremely dumb/funny/unnecessarily long book that I wrote called The Book of Nilton. I am supremely proud of it. You can buy it here if you are interested (you aren’t): https://t.co/kgzJ1JC6BR

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

Just got irrationally internet nerd angry over a company vehicle I just saw for a locksmith called Key “N” Lock. There is absolutely no scenario where those quotation marks make sense. I am BOYCOTTING this company that I would never need anyway

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@BullMoose Never

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

Thankfully I still have yet to hear that Paul McCartney abomination and Dominic the fucking Donkey

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

I know it’s December and once Thanksgiving ends I have no grounds to stand on regarding being furious over being surrounded by Christmas, but that doesn’t make me not want to rip my face off hearing Christmas music constantly. Especially at work 😞

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@cameron_kasky We commented on each other’s 15 page LiveJournal entries

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@lonelytiefling I went into it as an angry grumpy asshole excited to see how bad it was, left it having thoroughly and genuinely enjoyed myself

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

Someone warn Tony Khan

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@catbiteband @Beelzebat @blunaaaaa @Skatunenetwork This just makes me wish that Jeremy legally changed their name to “Jeremy Skatune Network”

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@BullMoose @BillyIdol I cannot DM you but I can confirm I want in on this

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Laughing over the trauma you experienced together as siblings that only one of you remembers >>>>

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@karengeier I’ve been talking with my nephew the past week about systemic racism after he asked me what was up with the Rittenhouse trial, maybe that counts?

[rae mystic @raemystic_]

I’m not grateful for anything or anyone today. I can express gratitude every day but today isn’t the day.
Fuck your “thanksgiving”
Make sure colonialism is the topic of conversation during your performance of being a good family member & showing up around that table

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@BossMoz Same energy

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@johnnydork I hope Home Depot has a “cummy floor” sign instead of a wet floor one to make the distinction

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@joshgondelman Josh I am at the Paradise Rock and Roll Club. If I tell you where my car is parked, could you quickly swing by and leave a can under my car where I will be able to reach it before I go home? Thank you in advance

[Abbie Richards @abbieasr]

Conspiracy theories are everywhere and people don't understand how harmful they are.

I made the original Conspiracy Chart over a year ago. An update was long overdue. This is the 2021 version.

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@SAStanleyNOFO @SleepHussy How

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@SAStanleyNOFO @SleepHussy No

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@OwnTheLibsBot In fairness that one worked

[Michael Spada @mgspada]

@SleepHussy These people are sick. It’s been almost 30 years and no justice. I don’t even know how the Harry Potter books got published in the first place.