MGSshitpostgenerator

What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create content:

all the tweets are automatically generated via a computer simulation.

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My great-grandpa used to tell me, 'Sonny, revolvers are good for more than just killing.'

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"Six The Fear, more than enough to masturbate anything that moves."

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Kazuhira Miller's latest album will feature his new single hit: Para-medic Deterrence

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(Venom Snake's voice) "I won't see you end as ashes. You're all Vamp's secret punching fetish... We are Vamp's Secret Punching Fetish Dogs."

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(Skullface's voice) "Such a lust for torturing! Whooo?!"

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(Revolver Ocelot's voice) "Cute, but completely lacking the nobility of Venom Snake".

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(Kaz Miller's voice) "You've only got two options. Codecs, or Kaz ranting about Japan".

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(Para-Medic's voice) "Snake! You can't eat a coolant spray!"

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(Rose's voice) "Jack, do you know what day is it tomorrow? It's the day Hideo Kojima slapped Vamp!"

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(Kaz Miller's voice) "Otacon? We have that in Japan too. We call it Kazuhira Miller crying himself to sleep."

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"Snake, did you like my Ocelot showering Big Boss with a bucket of water?"