Michael Nelson

I'm trying really hard to be awesome.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

John Tyler, America’s tenth president, was born in 1790. He has two living grandchildren.

Yes, grandchildren.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The president actually had a press conference to deny being stupid?

[DAN @danWorthington]

Oklahoma's Jason White won the #HeismanTrophy on Dec. 13, 2003.
Two days later he actually put these jeans on his legs for this photo.

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

For context, Clinton won 3 million more votes last time, Trump EC win came from about 80k votes in 3 states https://t.co/IuQV08OW0i

[Michael Nelson @mh_nelson]

Thread https://t.co/lGhMCvAn1E

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

1/ I have some things to say about the Texas shooting. It’s gonna piss some people off, and that’s too bad. It needs to be said. (thread)

[Josh Pherigo @JoshPherigo]

Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling

[Yahoo Soccer @FCYahoo]

Mainz goalkeeper Robin Zentner swung his foot at the ball… or at least thought that’s what he was doing: https://t.co/YgfQeBbpqm

[ABBY GRAU @abbygrau]

that freaking stair.... #GoBucks

[David Astramskas @redapples]

REPORTER: Sorry I forgot my question. I won’t waste your time. It happens.
KD: Damn! I feel you dawg. It’s all good.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Here's a must-read on the growing signs that smartphones are leading to a spike in auto-related deaths https://t.co/cyum4EpHfu

[Michael Nelson @mh_nelson]

No we don't. https://t.co/6cRDtTFadw

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

"In America, we don't worship government – we worship God."

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

So, it totally fits the pattern that Trump is attacking the mayor San Juan. She challenged him and she's a woman (and Hispanic, obviously.) https://t.co/DJ2mZQixU9

[Baseball is Fun @flippingbats]

Oh my good God that shift for Joey Gallo, as spotted by @based_ball.

[Michael Nelson @mh_nelson]

#dotard

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈 Kim Jong Un calls Trump a mentally deranged U.S. dotard. Searches for 'dotard' are high as a kite. https://t.co/HztPoLSjXi

[Scott Santens @scottsantens]

Millions of people lost power in Florida and it's illegal for people with solar panels to use them because lobbying. https://t.co/vGi1rAnFB8

[Michael Nelson @mh_nelson]

Whaaaa https://t.co/yVFa6uW0h0

[The Hill @thehill]

#BREAKING: Trump won’t pull US from Paris climate deal: report https://t.co/0yEl577Qe7

[AM2DM by BuzzFeed News @AM2DM]

PROOF: Tucker Carlson looks at all his guests like they're eating mayonnaise straight out the jar.

[Michael Nelson @mh_nelson]

@merbabepoetess No worries. You and I can watch it again tonight from the beginning.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot.