Mhairi Black MP

The youngest parody account of a British MP

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

Out for my birthday. Being a 1%-er buys a fucking ton of booze. #prayforaMhairi #letsgetfuckedup #paisleyyoungmpteam

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

Thanks for the praise for my Wallace day speech. Sorry ma story was just about a book I read in uni, this is my first actual job.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@Lord_McJings holidays. Almost as many as I've had as a student.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@allsortsoftails yes. Absolutely. Of course I would hope you're an SNP voter?

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@LadyCarolMax Ralston is the fuckin ghetto. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. @afneil

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@Independent_SCO and I have been part of enough drunken mobs to know what they sound like. #onitlikeacarbonnet

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@AngrySalmond remember, less of the UDI chat until after next year. We agreed!

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

.@_BethanyCT thanks. I didn't write my speech but I will pass your comments onto the guy who did.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@scotyes2indy aye. I'm the real opposition. 10 weeks in and I have a plan for making the whole place spark. #paisleyyoungmpteam

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

Saturday afternoon. Extra money in my pocket, press actually think I'm donating it. Aye, to the kitty. #letsgetfuckedup

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@malt_across oh please tell me there is video somewhere?

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

Ah never said that!!! RT @_BethanyCT: #Foodbanks are a symbol of a failing welfare state says @mhaiiriblackMP https://t.co/w6rfSXFf21 v

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@gorbalsgoebbels @GuidoFawkes it was never there to start with. Do one, with yer Red Tory, Trident loving lies. #photoshopFail

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@eRestUK @richfryer73 thick enough to hook you, cupcake.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

@richfryer73 @eRestUK no no no. I'm "genuine".

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

.@CapX @LewisJamesBrown @iainmartin1 it was Red Tories that destroyed Paisley. Clue is in the name. No socialism there. Retract & apologise.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

😅😅😅 RT @WingsScotland: .@CarolineLucas Bit of a cruel way to describe Theresa May, but still good news.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

.@Independent_SCO aye, we weren't too keen on it, but apparently it wasn't hypocritical at all. Once we knew that we were well up for it.

[Mhairi Black MP @mhaiiriblackMP]

I see some twat said Paisley has suffered cos of socialism. Nonsense, it's been under Red Tory rule for decades. Clue's in the name dickhead