Michael 🔨

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@rcb05 And fix Miss Rev's eye.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@propjoesays My daughter has an Aggie blanket on her bed. She got home after halftime and I told her the Aggies were losing. She immediately ran to her room so I asked what was up. She said it had fallen off the bed so she put it back on. Victory assured after that.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

I don't post here much anymore, but this was my father in law and he was an amazing man. He was a helper who never knew a stranger. The world needs more Eds.

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Former Dallas police spokesperson Ed Spencer has died, family says
https://t.co/AX2pqTPqDD

[Jon Lovitz @realjonlovitz]

Critic Fans!!!!

You keep telling me you want it back.
I've been trying for years!
Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!!

If you want it back, we need your help!
Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@TheMeatloaf03 @SportsSturm Different list. Woodson & Reggie are part of the Heisman + national championship + Super Bowl club. DeVonta joined last night. Also includes Marcus Allen & Tony Dorsett.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@realSnakeFarm Nominally Nico. But that makes no sense given how he built the team up until last night.

I'm jumping hard into the "They're moving the team to Vegas" conspiracy because at least conspiracy theories are fun.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

The team is 100% moving to LV.

There's no other explanation for this.

[NWS Fort Worth @NWSFortWorth]

Snow will begin to fall Wednesday night and continue into Friday morning. Accumulating snowfall is expected across much of North Texas, with a wintry mix south of the I-20 corridor. Road conditions may remain treacherous into the upcoming weekend. #dfwwx #ctxwx #texoma #txwx

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

Pitcher = Verlander
Hitter = Cabrera

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Who is the greatest baseball player born in the same year as you?

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@kirstynrenee @Perfect_Tommy26

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@CenTexAg The number of replies acting like this is normal is mind-blowing

[The Haunted Drive-in @HauntedDriveIn]

UHF is free with ads on YouTube right now. Let’s all watch it instead of working.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@amy_hammer Thief!! Jason would never steal my moves.

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

Good morning to everyone whose school is one win away from a national championship 👍🏻

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

Can't have a whole week with no games. Get ready for some home cooking and a Game 6...

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

@MissRachaelTX Mutual friend set us up by bailing on us

[Caitlin @saxetniniltiac]

I have a present for you

[Michael 🔨 @mhammer05]

3 statues of Shane Lechler

[Mark Passwaters @mbpHuddle]

Take Johnny Manziel out of the equation.
If you were to put up 3 statues of players outside of Kyle Field (besides him), who would they be?