Martin Benedix

27 | he/him

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

oh no the girl from the very small very conservative town dated boys in high school and never told anyone about being gay, how is this even possible???

[Quinn The GM @quinnthegm]

JUST WON MY FIRST CASE IN COURT AS AN ATTORNEY (against a lawyer who’s been practicing longer than I’ve been alive)

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Reminds me of the story Bill Hader told about Tom Cruise having to look up the definition of satire after being pitched for Tropic Thunder

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

love when hunter schaefer’s in the news because then I get to scroll and see a bunch of pictures of hunter schaefer

[Callirhoé @Callirhoe_]

I love discovering that Andor Quotes is French and I can't stop laughing after seeing this picture. Love it so much.

Cassian would definitely be with us !

[Polling Plots Shooting Pols @polplo2ing]

I've been fascinated since morning that Brazilian election debates are conducted and filmed like rap cyphers

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

When the red carpet’s at 5 but I have to save the Chancellor from Mace Windu so he can teach me how to defy death at 8.

[a random pynchon character @zaaaarbi]

Almost as if it is the plot of Dune

[Kai @Tasnyx]

I’ve heard reports that biddy blas is stable, please god..

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

him immediately going into explaining the folklore love triangle the moment they show the slightest interest, hes just like me

[manuel neuer ist ein kannibale @Pugatto]

die houthis tun mehr für den fußball als jeder verband dieser welt

[Martin Benedix @mhbenedix]

@AThousand__Suns goated liste

[🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮 @KaiKai2492]

Cryin Sony couldn't do backwards compatibility and hackers turning this damn thing into the gaming equivalent of the infinity gauntlet

[🎱🟨 @lesbianeology]

they're trying to ragebait the ragebaiter rookie mistake

[Martin Benedix @mhbenedix]

@jules_cant_edit Hahahahahahaha

[IGN @IGN]

Epic's upcoming Star Wars shooter is reportedly developed with an "AI first" production model, which means it'll never have its own Biddy Blas, Galactic Racer's breakout Weird Little Guy. https://t.co/OVxxRVlkZg

[Giulio Mattioli @giulio_mattioli]

This is how they prepare for a coalition with the AfD

[Martin Benedix @mhbenedix]

@kart0ffeladonis fliege all the way

[Star Wars @starwars]

my work meeting notes:

1. Biddy Blas
2. Ding dong pookie
3. Scrib dooooon

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Happy 4 year anniversary to one of the greatest shots in Star Wars history