Michelle Bloom

literally Kim you’re being so rude

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[William Galloway @Wm_Galloway]

Messi Kalen DeBoer

🤝

1-0 in Jordan Hare Stadium

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

I think we should let an Alabama sorority social chair plan the America 250 celebration. They’d do a much better job than this

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

AMERICA IS BACK Rally!

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

D rinking
R efreshing

P epper
E njoy
P erseverance
P There’s a lot of Ps in Dr Pepper
E xciting
R eally Good

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

The city of Auburn is not built to handle this

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

The world’s game is coming to Jordan-Hare Stadium THIS SUMMER, as part of the Road To ’26 tour ⚽️🏟️

The Plains welcome Argentina 🇦🇷 vs 🇮🇸 Iceland on June 9! Join us and be part of this historic event 🔥 

ℹ️  https://t.co/CPvSFryisi

#WarEagle

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

Agreed

[౨ৎ @criticalvoid_]

black cats are so precious to me

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

If you’re a terrorist at what point do you call it a day in the 4-hour TSA line

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination.

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

@carolineputman As someone who was born in the Chicagoland area I agree. However I’m a hotdog minimalist. But I good hot dog on a warm poppyseed bun is elite 🤌🏼

[Mo Elleithee 🇺🇸 @MoElleithee]

“It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Suzanne Collins’s fiction is so haunting because you want it to be unrealistic, and yet…

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

That’s MY president

[Heather Dinich @CFBHeather]

This is really happening ..

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

when DMX said "y'all gon make me lose my mind"
he was probably at work

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They love saying “America is a Christian nation” until it comes time to:

welcoming immigrants
helping the poor
feeding the hungry
housing the unhoused
providing healthcare
showing mercy
practicing humility
telling the truth
being faithful to their spouses
caring for the sick
protecting children
loving their neighbors
showing basic empathy

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

Ice belongs in the lake.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

why does every single ice agent look exactly like this

[Michelle Bloom @mhbloom]

Why don’t more people talk about Balto?

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

Mr. Rogers, they’re shooting the helpers.