maggie

tiny human ^1 +2 ATJ 🤍

[maggie @mhcxox]

Starting a thread of funny things my friends say.

You’re welcome.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

RT if you haven't forgotten that Trump is on the Epstein files

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If they can arrest Prince Pedophile on his birthday, they can arrest President Pedophile anytime

[𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚 🇨🇺🇻🇪🇳🇮🇵🇸 @yordanyhabana]

Esta red social elimina todo tipo de Post, que los pone al descubierto.
Si lo ves Repostea.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dear America,

If we can arrest a member of the Royal Family, then you can arrest your President.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD

DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

[katie⸆⸉💍 @chloeandoomfs]

it’s 5 o’clock in seattle💔🕊️

[Doreen @dee_naliaks]

REMOTE JOBS AREN’T HARD TO FIND.

You’re just searching in the wrong places.
The best roles never hit LINKEDIN or UPWORK.

Here are 10 remote job websites paying $100/hr ↓

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My daughter was sixteen. She went to a party at a friend’s house. We had an agreement: if she ever felt unsafe or uncomfortable, she’d text me the word “headache.”
At 10:30 PM, my phone buzzed: “headache”
I called immediately. Loud, angry voice: “You didn’t finish your chores before you left! You need to come home RIGHT NOW. I don’t care if your friends are upset. This is unacceptable.”
She played along perfectly. “Dad, that’s not fair! I did—”
“NOW. I’m on my way.”
I picked her up. She got in the car, and her whole body relaxed.
“Thank you,” she said quietly.
“What happened?”
“Older guys showed up. Someone brought alcohol. It just felt wrong. I wanted to leave but didn’t want everyone to think I was lame.”
“You’re not lame. You’re smart.”
She nodded. “Can you be the bad guy more often?”
“Any time you need me.”

~Anonymous

[Sufyan Maan, M.Eng @sufyanmaan]

ChatGPT gives me over $6,247 each month.

And no, I’m not an employee.

I just use 2 super effective prompts ↓

[hunter @hxxntrr]

i pray debt collectors call me

seriously

every call is worth $1,000

they don't know i know the law:
- call before 8am? $1K violation
- call after 9pm? $1K violation
- call after i said stop? $1K violation
- call my employer? $1K violation
- threaten arrest? $5K violation

i don't block them
i record them
then i send a demand letter

"you violated FDCPA section 805(a)(1)
pay me $3K or we go to federal court"

they settle for $1,500 to make me go away

last year i made $18K from debt collectors
who were trying to collect $6K

i turned my debt into income

become the hunter, not the hunted

here's the exact demand letter template:

[CERTIFIED MAIL - RETURN RECEIPT]

[Collection Agency]
[Address]

Re: Account #[XXX]
FDCPA Violations - Demand for Payment

Dear [Agency],

This letter serves as formal notice of your violations of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA), 15 USC 1692.

Documented Violations:

1. [Date] at [Time]: Called before 8:00 AM
Violation: 15 USC 1692c(a)(1)
Statutory Damages: $1,000

2. [Date] at [Time]: Called after cease request
Violation: 15 USC 1692c(c)
Statutory Damages: $1,000

3. [Date]: Threatened legal action without intent
Violation: 15 USC 1692e(5)
Statutory Damages: $1,000

Total Statutory Damages: $3,000
Plus actual damages, attorney fees, and court costs

I have recorded all calls and maintained detailed logs.

Settlement Offer:
To avoid litigation, I will accept $1,500 as payment in full for these violations and deletion of the alleged debt from all credit reports.

You have 15 days to respond before I file suit in federal court.

I am also filing complaints with:
- CFPB
- State Attorney General
- FTC
- BBB

Sincerely,
[Your name]

The secret sauce:
- Always mention attorney fees (they panic)
- Reference specific USC codes (shows you're serious)
- Give them an out for less than maximum (they'll take it)

They buy debt for 2 cents on the dollar
Paying you $1,500 to go away is cheaper than court

My record: $4,500 from one agency
They called my mom (big mistake)

You are not a victim
You are an opportunity

Let them violate
Then get paid

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[maggie @mhcxox]

alright i’ll eat without showing my face 100% on camera for money who’s trying to pay up bitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

LOL

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Money is taxed when we are paid.
Money is taxed when it's invested.
Money is taxed when it's spent.
Money is taxed when it's inherited.
Property purchased with the taxed money is then taxed again every single year.

The Founding Fathers would not support this level of taxation.

[maggie @mhcxox]

and i’m taking DRAAAAAMA not just he said she said

[maggie @mhcxox]

One thing I don’t miss, is how I used to wake up to everyone else’s drama before I even started my own day

[Road To Success @_RoadToSuccess_]

By age 25 you should be old enough to realise this ‼️

[Kiraaa @Rosaria__lxm]

If a woman acts like a baby in a relationship it means that she's with a MAN. And if a woman acts like a mother in a relationship, it means she's with a BOY.