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@CEO_Vlad Scale

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Remember one thing someone tells you they’re looking forward to. Ask how it went next time you see them.

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Sometimes the nicest thing you can do in a conversation is resist saying “That happened to me too” and let them finish.

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When last did you give someone a genuine compliment and leave it there? No favour to ask. Just something you noticed and thought they should hear.

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I really enjoyed How to Win Friends and Influence People. Which book have you actually caught yourself putting into practice?

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Chapter ends on a cliffhanger.
Next chapter: “Twenty years earlier.”

Now is not the time.

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“Unputdownable.”

Lovely. What’s the bookmark for?

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A shopping basket needs a line marked “Go back and get a trolley. Stop this.”

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Some medicine boxes only close properly once. At the factory.

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Analytical balance: 0.000 g

Someone closes a door in another province: 0.003 g

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The first alarm is just a trailer.

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“Easy assembly” should have to disclose how many people, tools and deep breaths were used in the trial.

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A childproof cap does two jobs: keeps children out and gives adults a brief identity crisis.

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Pharmacy teaches you to check the ingredients. A café can still write “house sauce” and expect everyone to be comfortable with the mystery.

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The free delivery threshold has convinced more people to do mental maths than school ever did.

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“Up to 50% off” is a beautifully precise way of promising almost nothing.

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Pharmacy trains you to look for evidence. Online shopping trains you to ignore all of that because a timer is counting down.

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Pharmacy has creams, gels, ointments and lotions. Skincare marketing looked at this perfectly functional vocabulary and came back with “cloud silk” and a jar that needs financing.

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Batch numbers look like someone finally accepted the suggested password. Then immediately undid all that good work by printing it on the box.

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Medicine packaging has incredible faith in the human eye. Somewhere, in a font designed for ants, is exactly the information you’ve been looking for.