mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️

Not honoring social media rules on irony, satire, or sarcasm — or explaining it — or defending it.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Three days so far to fill a common prescription @Walgreens, it seems like the only way to get anything there is to steal it. I understand it's a tough business, especially when you don't care. Used to be good. Now I've got to find an actual pharmacy. #walgreensdied

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

There are human stories no one tells — except, @Lilfilm. Just pick one and watch.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Keeping active in case of management change.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@MrJonCryer this is satire, but does that mean it isn't an idea to consider?

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Busing suspects to avoid trial and prison? This is satire!

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Again, I rewatch some of the most amazing performances by @rheaseehorn. I admit, it's hard to recognize with all the talent on this show watering it down. Still, it seems damn obvious to me. #BetterCallSaul

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

I don't know if Frank Sinatra tossed it over the plate or not, but as a singer he had a lot of hits. As a lifelong fan, he probably made a decent pitch. Sadly, this great man made only one lifetime baseball error, switching teams — to the Bums. Everyone makes judgement errors.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

.@GavinNewsom have you grounded or confiscated planes that illegally transport migrant families, for a full investigation? Wouldn't this happen if the plane was bringing drugs in?

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Gus finishes that brilliant coati story, and there's a closeup of Hector's still hand. Why? I think it makes clear that Gus's confession went unheard. Otherwise, we'd question why Lalo or the Cousins didn't know Gus is torturing Hector, from Hector. #OhThatsGoodTV #BetterCallSaul

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@RevRichardColes Epic battle. Curious who would win.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@Gothamist @Olivianuzzi What percentage of the NYC budget could this possibly save? Cutting off information access is never about expense, it's about limiting futures.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Every time I rewatch a scene with him in it, @PatrickFabian delivers a slice of a well written character whose depth rarely bobs to the surface for a quick peek. I couldn't have anticipated from the start just how defined his character becomes. #BetterCallSaul #BreakingBad

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

I don't really care. If people see value enough to pay for a blue checkmark, cool. But there's too many clogging up and blocking more interesting tweets because they're brought to the top, regardless of quality.
#BlockTheBlue

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@BillKristol @GovRonDeSantis @benshapiro

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@BillKristol @GovRonDeSantis @benshapiro No, no. It's perfectly reasonable for a governor to work against his state's top taxpayers and employers to manage their business for them. Governor Claude R. Kirk was nuts to bring all this troublesome money to Florida.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@TizzyEnt

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@JamesBlunt Dammit, now I got the ear worm. Have to hear the whole thing to exorcise it.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

Read the whole thread. It reads like a pretty good description of what's trending w/ Twitter. It's less criticism than observational reporting.

[mhduncan 🇺🇦🏋️ @mhduncan]

@NancySinatra The origin of 'disappoint' is to remove from office.