Matt

ruiner of nice things

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@mlsk8r @valvesoftware Autistic people with penises and disposable income?

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@schnebi2000 @IntoGeo @grok It's https://t.co/0vuWlX1bCY.

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@wmurphy7835 @ObasJ_ @archeohistories And that's why to this day, the Hebrew people have never been disrespected. 🙄

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@ObasJ_ @archeohistories Native Americans would have been just as disrespected if they hadn't all died to Smallpox as soon as white people showed up. So... congratulations, I guess. ☹️

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@JamesGunn

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@BrandSanderson How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

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@BarackObama We miss you, Barry

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@mockdisasterttv @mattgaetz If she was 17 and you were in your 30s, you absolutely should! (Not for the pizza though.)

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@StephenKing This led to another rumor, based on Carrie, that Elon Musk's new name is Sissy SpaceX. This is the fun kind of rumor that becomes true if enough people believe it!

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Source: https://t.co/tP0bhkt4fM

Sample conversation:

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@matt_levine https://t.co/eZAf87Xh2l
There's a lot going on here, but basically two AIs had a chat, the conversation turned to goatse, which turned into to poetry, which turned into a religion. Twitter got them to promote goatse crypto, and its market cap is now $300 million.

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@matt_levine https://t.co/eZAf87WJcN
There's a lot going on here, but basically two AIs talked, the conversation turned to goatse, which turned into to poetry, which turned into a religion. Twitter got them to promote goatse crypto, and its market cap is now $300 million.

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@TheRingsofPower Let's say I accept all those arguments. "grand elf" -> "Gandalf" is still appalling because HOBBITS DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH

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@DianneG This is amazing. I don't know if you snuck this past your editor or if they encouraged it, but either way I love it.

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@leisetritt @BFriedmanDC If "he's a rapist" isn't the ticket, America deserves whatever happens to it.

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@CreampieOrDie tbf he shits his pants even when he's not getting shot at

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@007__NIL @AdamParkhomenko Gotta make the crowd look big somehow

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@satanic_temple_ How fast do y'all think you can use the Chevron case to take apart the DEA?

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@ryanqnorth Do you remember how long it took you to get someone to mix Layla with Nirvana? Apparently now you can just shout at a man in his comments and he'll make whatever you want.

https://t.co/hYhnxruA4U

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@ansonmount How do you feel this tweet is aging?