mhegaem

I’m kinda like if a hacker was bad at computers

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

As your friend can I give you an assigned reading so we can discuss???

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

boiling little old me ??? into a tasty stew ??????

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

We watched 'The Goon'

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

I believe in cheating at board games but I also believe in not keeping score. You shouldn’t cheat to win, you should cheat to see if your slight of hand is higher than your friends perception

[frisk 🐎 🇻🇪 @sakakiplush]

Forcing my ugly little son to hold the instructions open for me

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[g @34rths]

Hiii Do you want to hangout with me Forever and ever and ever

[nela @24cheIs]

the seattle kraken just got blown out by the san jose sharks

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

My next album is gonna be called “I Put Too Much Emotional Weight On My Panda Express Fortune”

[★ Doof @doofazoid]

the monkey does not concern himself with acid base chemistry

[brad marshlong @valesofeden]

genuinely have been dealing with my engagement being called off/my breakup by reminding myself that brad marchand thought he would retire as a bruin but he was traded to the panthers who he immediately won a cup with and got resigned by

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

got home from work and didnt know what to draw so i drew some bull terriers

[izzy ☆ @KlTAKI]

more murph for the murpheads out there

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 ⋆｡𖦹°‧

[The Will of Marco (マルコの意志) @TheWillOfMarco]

first post-timeskip appearance of Boodle and Chouchou in the One Piece anime

[crestfallen janmark @edmonton_eulers]

No wonder the sharks suck bro stop fucking around

[fish @k2comix_]

starting to feel the beginnings of a sore throat

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

One william ‘o clock gonna see me TONIGHT 🤙😝

[mhegaem @mhegaem]

What gift of the magi world are you living in?