madison

[madison @mheller164]

Girls who think they can twerk like stfu

[madison @mheller164]

That awkward moment when you are moonwalking like a beast and you step on a tack and try to play it cool

[madison @mheller164]

<3

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

No, cough syrup, you are not 'grape flavored'. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape

[madison @mheller164]

Having an awsome day.
<3

[madison @mheller164]

Forever bestfriends

[madison @mheller164]

My bubba

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

I was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Boobs = no ass, Ass = no boobs, Ass and Boobs = ugly face, Ass, Boobs and Nice Face = Slut. You can never win.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Nothing like a cup of coffee and a joint to start your day.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

#happymonday Get high and have a good week.