Mike Helms

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@SheaSerrano Bang!!!

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@ringer @sixers Which ringer short is this from??? I’m drunk at an airport and need to know STAT please

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@DLoesch @zen310 Oops, enjoy your day too (you got that one right!!)

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@DLoesch @zen310 You're smearing. You are smearing

As in, you are (you're) a terrible monster of a human being

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@housefromdc @julietlitman "I love a fancy jam" may be the best statement I've ever heard on a podcast

[OxfamAmerica @OxfamAmerica]

We agree with @ChrisMurphyCT that we need to take immediate action to make #RefugeesWelcome

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

Is this a perverted version of what we felt as kids on Christmas Eve?

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

Both cheaters (A-Rod and Rose) pick Dodgers, dontrelle and frank take nats. Karma win!

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

La Cheeserie? https://t.co/4KyNP52nvi

[Leon Harris @RealLeonHarris]

My last nite on ABC7 is tmrw. Any suggestions on what to do/say on my final broadcast here?

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@TheFix Merlot or Chardonnay?

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@TheFix "Make Fortune Cookies Great Again" I mean, honestly...

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

En route to #JingleFest - it's all happening #evenliver

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

FUN-raising? Join in May 26, & watch live: #RedNoseDay Special @ 9/8 c on NBC! @OxfamAmerica & other great causes!

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

Odds that "yuge" is in Webster's Dictionary by the end of this year? #50/50?

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

Definitely don't deserve to be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame @BraunFilm @MarcSterne @TKLittles

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@BraunFilm I live in dc, I listen to the podcast. Refrigerator. #haiku

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

From @patrickhruby: in NCAA's 400-page rule book, the word "concussion" appears 3 times. The word "meal" appears 79 times.

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

$5 for the reserved 'balcony' seat with the leg room on the upper deck of mega bus is entirely worth it #KO+IMAwedding

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

"experts" #dcRising

[Mike Helms @mhelms24]

@TKLittles @BraunFilm started in '04 when I moved to dc, 31 now #espn #postpoints #deathstarradio