Molly

c'est la vie ... sometimes I drunk tweet

[Molly @mhermski]

Ahhh not posting this and then seeing Lala using a shake weight in her next scene

[Molly @mhermski]

Lala who was with the biggest piece of actual trash ever, is trying to call out Ariana about having ‘trash’ on her nightstand?!? Tom opened the door and let the dog in. Stop trying to fix Tom and be his friend bc you couldn’t do the same for Randall.

[Molly @mhermski]

@dunkindonuts I’ve had a few emails with customer service but do you have any update at all on the Dunking Jackets? I placed my order at 12:03 the day they went on sale. And still customer service says they don’t have a timeframe. After telling me two different timeframes!

[Molly @mhermski]

@sweets5622 @VanderpumpRules @RealityBlurb You could move on by not commenting?

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@FannieFrampton @VanderpumpRules @RealityBlurb Right? I mean like… she got cheated on and her ex is a raving narcissist who has constantly lied and gaslighted everyone. She is the wooooorst!

[Molly @mhermski]

It’s the fourth annual Bret Michaels Mud Bowl on The Bachelor tonight! Love this crossover

[Molly @mhermski]

@andromedamn You camping

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#TheBachelor Jess ‘there was infidelity’ Joey ‘On his side?’ Jess ‘Yes on his side’ Joey-

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Maria coming out in what resembles my armor in Skyrim once I’ve modded my character to sexy heaven. I love it. I’ll be her Lydia any day #TheBachelor

[Molly @mhermski]

@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s really weird that you think about goats that way. Why are you calling a goat sexy? What are you doing to a goats butt that makes this a trigger? Usually those have to to with sexual things. Do you like doing sexual things to a goats butt DJR?

[Molly @mhermski]

Every school and job in Boston should teach anyone new to the city to take off their backpacks on the t. I’m tired of passive-aggressively elbowing into them to get the point across.

[Molly @mhermski]

The older I get, the faster the moon moves

[Molly @mhermski]

Why is there no discussion of the latte they drink in the safe house in 1st fast and furious movie, out of crazy large glass mugs with intense foam and everything. It’s so freaking weird. Is there a Starbucks in the house? What kind of time for these cops have on their hands

[Molly @mhermski]

@LisaVanderpump I get that things were different while you grew up, but at what point do you stop defending these awful men. Yes everybody had cheated but in a level like this? What if Ken did this to you?

[Molly @mhermski]

@KimDots114 @gibsonoma Kim looks bad! How does that feel?

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Ugh… worm with a mustaches ‘panic attack’ at Lisa’s house… I’ve seen better acting in porn. But at least the folks in porn have morals #VanderpumpRules

[Molly @mhermski]

@Bywatergal @j01060911 I don’t anything about this but if you wanna judge a teenager on what they say because you’re old then so be it. I’m sure everything you said as a young person was super cooooooooool

[Molly @mhermski]

I’m sure Jesus was taking notes at the Trump town hall… can’t wait to see what he has to say when he rejects them at the pearly gates for laughing about sexual assault. Guessing with those kind of folks it will be far down on the list of shitty things they did with their life

[Molly @mhermski]

@whattheshot Fantastic mr fox

[Molly @mhermski]

My favorite thing in a bar now if fighting over TouchTunes. Don’t try me, I will buy credits and I will fast pass all my songs