Jess Davenport

Just a tiny speck on a rock hurling through time and space.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@Starbucks BRING BACK THE RASPBERRY SYRUP OR THE KOALA GETS IT.
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[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@Wendys bring back the pineapple mango lemonade or the moose gets it. 🔪 🫎 🔫

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@Walmart curbside pickup is literally the most wasteful system i've ever seen. every item is in its own individual plastic bag. hows that for environmentally friendly?

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@my1blood must be using the same IT team as Vystar… that reward store isn’t going to be back any time soon… but isn’t stopping me from checking every few hours.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@SethGreen hear me out… robot chicken short… Waffle House and Dollar General combine forces and become Waffle General, and takes over the south.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

So exactly zero people asked for my opinion, but the #Outlander season 5 opening song is #GARBAGE.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

Bought my very first @googanbaits product yesterday for when I hit the Rodman today.... got the live worm baits, googies? Said approx 24 worms per cup... are the worms sold separately, because I got a cup of dirt with two sticks in it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@PhilRosenthal is a Disney princess. Anyone who disagrees can fight me 😂

[Burlock and Barrel @BurlockBarrel]

Available now! Supplies are limited! Stop by the distillery to pick up! Call ahead for curbside to [phone] and we will deliver to your car window when you pull up #lockdown #Sanitise #SpiritofDuuuval @AllThingsCBS47 @mhmDport @JvilleThings @CityofJax @Jaguars @lennycurry

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@BurlockBarrel @DTJax @RobChapmanMusic @DaRussell22 @Thebarrelmill @chrissyteigen I keep saying I gotta get down there!

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

I’ve started reading actual paper books again. It’s the only place I won’t see a #MikeBloomberg ad. 🙄

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@PlanetFitness How big do I have to booboo lip to make this happen?! 💔🙏🏻

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

Really really really wish there was an @PlanetFitness in macclenny, there’s only 2 big name gyms within 20 miles and they’re both that overpriced Anytime fitness.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

Just once I want to get to the second window at @McDonalds in macclenny and not hear “so I know you already paid for it, but we don’t have...” #sooverit

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@FreeformTV y’all messed up during toy story tonight. Second buzz and Zurg acting like father and son wasn’t a reference to Star Trek... that was STAR WARS. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #knowyourgeekery

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@discordapp what’s up with connection issues this morning?

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@SsssamanthaaMUA Mudd jeans. I remember trying to get my mom to put a tiny handprint on the back pocket of my Walmart jeans with puffy paint to look like mudds.

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

Hey @kfc that's some real cute #blackmold in your macclenny FL location. 🤢

[Jess Davenport @mhmDport]

@netflix if @LuciferNetflix ends up canceled, ever... I'm canceling my account. #firstlongmire #thenmarcopolo #iwontletyouhurtmeagain