Michael Hocter

I am gone. Leaving this place to the vultures.

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

➡️ Bluesky: https://t.co/59umEzT9GU

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Does Watson know what color the Browns are wearing this week?

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

I'm so tired of Spectrum's bullshit. I pay their bullshit streaming package price just so I can watch the Dodgers. Fuck them too, while I'm at it. It's terrible for fans even when it works, and it doesn't even do that half the time.

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

How do I get Twitter to stop sending me notifications for right wing nutballs I don't even follow?

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Suck it, M!chigan.

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

As much as I'd like to play M!chigan in the championship, I'm thoroughly enjoying watching them get their asses handed to them by TCU

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Wow, what a great World Cup Final! Both teams gave everything they had #ARG #FRA

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Jesus, that was embarrassing

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

I can't fucking listen to Collinsworth. Jesus, send him home. #SNF #TBvsDAL

[🇺🇸 Mike Ryan (Ruiz): PATRIOT 🇺🇸 @MichaelRyanRuiz]

Jokes aside. I’m legitimately devastated by this. Crushed. Too much of my identity was tied up in the Browns. I want no part of Watson situation. I’m out and the whole thing made my body sink. I’m stunned and hurt. This is a bad decision the Browns made. Made numb by it. Sucks

[Stephanie Haney @_StephanieHaney]

$230 million is a big number. So is 22.

[ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕒 @CH1CKE]

Very few men are going to understand how today feels to female @Browns fans and sexual assault survivors. You’re making this guy the face of your franchise with 22 allegations.

Maybe all 22 aren’t true, but all 22 definitely aren’t false. 💔

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

The Browns have made me sad many times. A LOT. But I think this might be the worst. This might be the straw. All these years making fun of Pittsburgh and Roethlisberger, and then we're like, "Here. Hold my beer."

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

@StephPhotoGeek My film development backlog goes back to 2014 :(

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Watching the Eagles get humiliated is boring. Watching the Patriots get humiliated was entertainment.

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

I've never cheered for a tie game before

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for Browns football.

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

Baker Mayfield is a little nervous about the other stuff they need to do

[Cam @camfromthe216]

Type “Baker Mayfield is” and let your keyboard finish the rest

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

@sassandsarcasm True, a lot of 90s music wasn't even released on vinyl until much later

[Michael Hocter @mhocter]

I don't think of myself as a hipster, but here I am listening to indie rock records on vinyl while I make pour-over coffee on a Saturday afternoon, so...