Non Playable Character

For personal reasons I've decided I will be winning from now on... Thanks for coming to my TED Talk 😊

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One minute you’re struggling financially, and the next minute, your life is flooded with blessings. That is how God operates.

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but this Hun was a judge last year and now she's won the pageant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Apinda muexam ane notebook rake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How is this possible!?

[ZimLive @zimlive]

Shurugwi-born Roseanna Hall was crowned Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026 in Harare last night. She will represent Zimbabwe at the world finals in José Miguel Agrelot Coliseum in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in November 2026

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

Wats going on here???

[Snowball Tongogara @snowballOfficia]

Themba Moises is throwing 100 dollars at the winner of Miss Universe.

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

263 culture fest tickets are $150.... @263CultureFest wat perks come with your vip package?

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

Adulting is just a lot!!! The number of things I ticked off from this list.

[Masechaba C Kobola @mckobola]

Rent. Petrol hike. Talking stages. Electricity hike. 8 liters a day. Ashwaganda. Supplements. Vitamins. Degree. KPIs. 10 000 steps a day. Exercise. Tax free savings. Retirement annuity. Smell good. Therapy. Heal your inner child. Madlanga commission. March and March. Blended families. Baby mama/daddy drama. Levies. Laundry. Kids. Text back. Lunchboxes. Living on a budget. Car insurance. Being a wife. Mom. Dinner preps. Hobbies. Staying in touch with your loved ones. Weekend = saturday only. Church. One book a month. Applying sunscreen. Probiotics. School fees. Kegel exercises. Praying. Meditating. Balanced diet. Vacations. Tax. Interest rates. View once salary. 8 hours of rest. Saxophone is getting louder. Payflex. Pay just now. Living beyond our means. Networking. Multiple streams of income. Travel. Fasting. Build your investment portfolio. Unemployment. Kind regards.

😭👍🏽

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Day 16/365 of waking up as Premier League champions

[Mduduzi Mathuthu @Mathuthu]

So @EcoCashZW was hacked just before 5PM yesterday and their handle posted several pornographic images. 24 hours later Econet has said absolutely NOTHING. No apology, no accountability, no word on whether customers’ data is safe. This is one of the biggest companies. Unreal

[RomeoX @walkerbaye]

Deemed by who? Ma Zimbabweans tine kamwe ka superiority complex katinako so

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

The Event Horizon

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

What movie traumatized you as a kid?

[Breezy🌻 @BreezyKirsten]

Day 15 of waking up as Premier League Champions🏆🕺

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

@JoeMarongere @CrimeWatchZW You do know that was a dash cam recording right...?

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

@JoeMarongere @CrimeWatchZW So according to your logic as long as I put my indicator on, I can just turn right from the left lane without and it’s your job to vanish? 🤦‍♂️ Indicating doesn't make reckless driving legal, my guy.

If that turn had caused the accident would the cops have said hapana nyaya apa?

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

@JoeMarongere @CrimeWatchZW Double lanes kuita seiko? That particular junction does not have double turning lanes. Being in the wrong lane doesn't give you the right to cut someone off. Remember: an indicator is a signal of intent, not a license to force your way in.

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

@JoeMarongere @CrimeWatchZW What is the purpose of a continuous line at an intersection?

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

@JoeMarongere @CrimeWatchZW What is the purpose of a turning lane?

[elder_shambare🇿🇼 @tashboy01]

The moment you realize your name can change from “Tinotenda” to “BODY” in a matter of seconds.

Haudadire vanhu futi.

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

"hatina gas" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Hmmm varume 😂😂🙌🏽🐐. Im on my knees howling 😂😂😂. Mfana anotivhuna mbabvu uyu🤞🏽🤞🏽

[Dhehwa @darozvi]

Tender reku National Sports dai takaripa hedu vanhu ve Later Day Saints.

[Non Playable Character @mhofellow]

Hi5!

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?