Mara

[Mara @mhogan112]

@NotifyNYC Henry Hudson parkway

[Mara @mhogan112]

@NataniaBarron I said almost this exact same thing the other day! + cocoa

[Washingtonian 🌸 @washingtonian]

Today is the third Tuesday in row.

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

Your 401k right now is like your face: Don't touch it

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

I’m not saying the last 6 months are giving me apocalypse vibes...... but if in the next couple of weeks there’s another record breaking natural disaster, or rampant deadly plague spreading throughout humanity, I’m probably going to stop giving a shit about my credit score.

[Aaron Faulx @RPMdWard2]

There is nothing like the face of an child eager to learn, with a book bag full of supplies, starting to seize control of their future. Please donate supplies and time to your local schools this year ensuring that these children have everything they need to start their journey!

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump: While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order. Maybe you should focus on fixing the lives you're destroying.

[Mara @mhogan112]

#SummerVacationFail We were camping in the Channel Islands & advised not to bring food into the tent bc of their indigenous foxes. Drunky hubs brought snacks into the tent & left the shell off to ‘see the stars.’ He later awoke to a fox silhouette & a poof of pee... to the face.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We live in a representative democracy where elected officials are accountable to the people. APRIL FOOLS!

[Mara @mhogan112]

@ATTCares https://t.co/GNNlz9d53p

[Mara @mhogan112]

@ATTCares https://t.co/GNNlz9d53p

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.

[Mara @mhogan112]

Well it seems that my twitter has been hacked. I really have no opinion of people who wear snuggies. I'm glad they are warm.

[Mara @mhogan112]

loooraaiinnee, did I get that right?

[Mara @mhogan112]

eBay... an entire system designed to keep me from winning AT ANYTHING

[Mara @mhogan112]

when you play with fire, you burn off your wispies... that was an unfortunate lesson.

[Mara @mhogan112]

Suze Orman.... step away from the dental bleach

[Mara @mhogan112]

tweeting stresses me the f out... i've got no tweets