Melissa

a nut without a squirrel

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@OhLordyItsJord me and my tiny chicken

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@DougBenson Yost in Translation

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@SpankieV Lyme disease and severe osteoarthritis. I need to deal with massive internalized ableism and use the damn wheelchair

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@mc30919539 @AnnyB1021 @DonaldJTrumpJr FYI, your spunk isn’t your children. You aren’t killing anything by getting a vasectomy. Are you committing murder every time you Jack it?

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@mc30919539 @AnnyB1021 @DonaldJTrumpJr Boyfriend, I had a perfectly legal medical procedure. I took care of MY body with the choice I made. Pretty sure those cells wouldn’t have been viable outside of MY body. If you’re so against abortion, get a vasectomy.

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@mc30919539 @AnnyB1021 @DonaldJTrumpJr *you’re

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@mc30919539 @AnnyB1021 @DonaldJTrumpJr You may want to start believing in spellcheck

[Melissa @mhoobler]

I LOVE that these two tweets showed up in my Twitter email. Did a literal “awww” and then a literal spit take. @reblavoie @patrickhinds @TrueCrimeObsess

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@tedcruz Rogan isn’t the ally you think he is

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@patrickhinds Literal tone policing. No thanks

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@jarvis What if it’s Shake from love is blind doing radio shack’s social media

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@doopsterwhodat @meags1010 @laurenboebert So…you agree that she’s stupid?

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@MrNida3 @tish_bryce @laurenboebert Not so far

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@AmandaLarreni Not even a little bit

[Melissa @mhoobler]

I’ve never found a more appropriate piece of merch. @jarvis it’s perfect!

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@LeejaMiller Yw. Sounds like he could use your consulting services :). Have a great weekend!

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@LeejaMiller a YouTuber named Dr. Jake totally lifted your intro. Sincere flattery?

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@LeejaMiller It’s the IDENTICAL tone and inflection. Creepy almost

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@LeejaMiller Not a great start to his YouTube journey

[Melissa @mhoobler]

@mikepompeo That’s rich coming from you