Michael Howarth

Armchair sports fanatic and reality TV fan.

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@OC 1) I could be so good for you - minder 2) drag racer - snooker theme tune 3) breaking away - auf wiedersehen pet #topthreetvthemes

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

No offence but the #Olympics is bobbins! No snooker! No cricket! No darts! I watched #JudoTokyo2020 yesterday - it was just two women in dressing gowns trying to grab each other!

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Retweet if it’s coming home today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@absoluteradio Lord dibble doughnut of greggs! Ha,ha!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@RobertDowneyJr Many happy returns! Love you in tropic thunder! It’s my birthday today too! Are you bladdered watching the only way is Essex!?!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@talkSPORT Dino baggio - blackburn rovers!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@nickluck @calumbest Any tips for the aintree #GrandNational? I followed your #cheltenhamfestival2021 picks and you both won a fortune! I fancy #magicoflight at 20/1!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@MrPowers6000 Ha,ha! Love it! Early birthday present to myself! My old one fell into a pint of water! iPhones are clever but they can’t swim yet! It looks similar to yours! It’s an iPhone SE! Is that what you’ve got?

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

Got a new #iPhone today! Dropped my old one in a pint of water! The technology used in modern phones is unbelievable... but they are still not very good at swimming! #FirstWorldProblems

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

Ok, so I have managed to win £0 so far at this week’s #CheltenhamFestival so here are the picks you’ve all been waiting for... 1.20 #quilixios 1.55 #caydboy 2.30 #stattler 3.05 #frodon 3.40 #billaway 4.15 #elimay Come on!!!!!!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

Got 5 out of 6 placed at yesterday’s #Cheltenham! #firstflow let me down for a £25 placepot! Trying a different strategy today - just picking names I like! 1.55 #champagneplatinum 2.30 #min 4.15 #mightyblue Come on!!!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

Got a good feeling about my #Cheltenham picks today... 1.20 #gaillarddumesnil 1.55 #monkfish 2.30 #craignaiche 3.05 #firstflow 3.40 #someneck 4.15 #ibleo Come on!!!

[Sam Quek @SamanthaQuek]

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[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@unitedpowers1 Ha,ha! I like it that your cheesy quotes get likes!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@PowersOfUnited Too busy playing with your Christmas presents!

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

Science and slapstick
https://t.co/PDKnclNERM

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@PowersOfUnited I like it! Your drawing is really improving! Excellent!

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

What’s that, Sean dyche... you want to sign Adam Armstrong? Ha,ha! Yeah, let’s call it £30 mill cash plus Rodriguez, Barnes and wood and you’ve got a deal! #Rovers

[Michael Howarth @mhowarth1981]

@PowersOfUnited Ha,ha! Cowardly and lazy!?! So if he has to defeat his enemy he can’t be bothered and is too scared! I like it! A superhero with a twist!