Michelle Patrick 🐀

Mom, nurse, teacher. #fivefootfury “The world’s mental.” -Ron Weasley 9¾ ⚯͛ △⃒⃘

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

Motto: "I like you, but it doesn't mean I want you to date my daughter." Advice for anyone who wants to coming soon. #howtodatemydaughters

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

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@quizlet Please bring back the old print features. The new version is terrible.

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

I unlocked $20 Rush tickets for #CarolineorChange on Broadway at @roundaboutnyc on @TodayTix! Unlock here: https://t.co/RvXdbC2N8M #TodayTixRush

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@FoodNetwork Holiday mixup?

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I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @CursedChildNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 #CursedChildNYC https://t.co/WdqiqX54iw

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@quizlet You HAVE to bring the old print options back. The new print option (the only one) is terrible.

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

Nearpod has been a godsend this year! I've found so many ways to use it!

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❄️ It’s time for some #NearpodCheer! ❄️

🔔 We’re giving away $50 gift cards to Amazon because 2020 was quite the climb, but we made it to the top together! 🏔️💙

☃️ To enter, reply to the question below:
❄️ How do you plan to use Nearpod in 2021?

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

@diceypineapples 👋🏻😉

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@Hoops3592 Yes. I like veggies. If I plant some cookies, I’ll let you know 😂😂

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

I planted zucchini and cantaloupe today.

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

@GriDawg The pizza might not be healthy but if you didn’t gather in large groups and put your face all up in other people’s faces, then you ate buffalo chicken pizza as healthily as possible in my opinion

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

I muted all y’all this weekend.

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Go vote for our gold helmet!! Go Colonels!!

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Vote!

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Also, don’t send pics. No one wants to see that. #howtodatemydaughters

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This is perfect #howtodatemydaughters

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

If you can’t carry a conversation (social distancing allows for that...FaceTime, Zoom, etc.) and prefer to text only...

Do I need to finish that sentence? Also, don’t ask for inappropriate pictures? Eww. #howtodatemydaughters

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@diceypineapples

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I made hummus today.

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

@BelgraviaOnEPIX @DowntonAbbey @EPIXHD Julian Fellowes wrote Belgravia, but don’t expect Downton Abbey. Watch it out of loyalty for Downton but embrace it for its differences. Somehow they’re both about English aristocracy & intertwining relationships but they’re apples & oranges in the way they feel. Give it chance!!

[Michelle Patrick 🐀 @mhpatrick4]

First it was @GerardButler...now this. Why am I so popular with really handsome celebrities? 😂😬😉🙄