mckenzie humphrey

bad case of the traveling bug, don’t hmu

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

you know it's officially over when you don't even drunk text them anymore

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@DisneyPlus thank u for having the little mermaid live action

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when the left keep calling Trump a threat to Democracy when the Dems didn't let their own party vote for their candidate. It's insane!!!! #sticktopizza

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

President Trump will never give up. He will never stop fighting for our country. #Trump2024

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

Tell me you can’t keep good friends friends without telling me. lol.

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

I’m gonna start using this app again

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@hallie_hallie_ @olivegarden Also jealous

[eazy e @estefs]

Taylor Swift just took the album of the year trophy from Celine Dion without batting an eye and/or acknowledging that a legendary 🐐 was handing her the award. So cringey for my soul 🫠

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

Today is indeed a dark day for the United States of America.

It is unconscionable for a President to indict the leading candidate opposing him. Joe Biden kept classified documents for decades.

I, and every American who believes in the rule of law, stand with President Trump against this grave injustice. House Republicans will hold this brazen weaponization of power accountable.

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@_cabsarehere_ No!!!!

[senia che @drawntosenia]

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@_cabsarehere_ I read it as Arkan sauce

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@BandonLake23 Im so paid - Akon

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

Girls will be like “swipe for a surprise” and it’s in fact not a surprise at all in fact it’s the complete opposite

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

I could use a serious glow up right about now

[Ray @_BluRay__]

BEYYYYYYY

[likk @AyooLikk]

How do you just wake up ready to talk 😂 stfu for a min

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@BandonLake23 I remember sending you a couple /:

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@_cabsarehere_ we can go soon;)

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@_cabsarehere_ NO

[mckenzie humphrey @mhumphrey87]

@_cabsarehere_ Just went yesterday ;)