Elton Mi5k

Not really Mi5. Against racism and extremists. Jew.

[Elton Mi5k @mi5uk]

Dear Liz Truss. This is the Baltic Sea on the left, the Black Sea on the right. Happy to help.
Liz Truss said that we'll look after "our Baltic allies across the Black Sea".

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland fans discovered you can't drink in public in Boston and immediately hired a boat to start getting on the pints at 10am.

No one is having more fun at the World Cup than the Tartan Army 😂

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Journalist: You are giving $300 billion to Iran. True or false?

🇺🇸JD VANCE: Yes

🇺🇸Journalist: Obama paid less than $2 Billion............

🇺🇸JD VANCE: No...They can have access to that stuff — if they hold up their end of the deal.

Absolute cinema 🔥

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Trump said he demanded unconditional surrender, we just didn’t know he meant America’s.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Most people now think it was a mistake to leave the EU

[Gaurav kochar @gaurav_kochar]

🚨 WARNING: The Pacific Ocean is flashing red.

Central equatorial Pacific temperatures have now broken ALL previous records for 5 straight days.

Even more alarming: a powerful record-breaking westerly wind burst is underway RIGHT NOW, adding fuel to an already explosive El Niño.

History shows that when ocean heat reaches extreme levels, the consequences can be devastating:

⚠️ Mega floods
⚠️ Severe droughts
⚠️ Crop failures
⚠️ Water shortages
⚠️ Record-shattering global heat

The last truly extreme El Niño events changed weather patterns across the entire planet.

This one is developing faster than almost anyone expected.

The atmosphere is loading the dice for weather extremes in 2026-27.

The question is no longer whether El Niño is coming.

The question is: How extreme will it become?

🌎🌡️🚨

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[Ben Judah @b_judah]

Northern Ireland remaining in the EU single market for goods means we have an entire region running as a counterfactual on how much wealthier we’d have been had we stayed. It’s actually outperformed London.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RealDonKeith Cat check: This incident is from January 2024 - there was a Conservative government at the time
https://t.co/X9RwQUo25g

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Tells you everything you need to know about the ‘protect are women’ crowd.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Trump is gonna give Iran $300 billion to open a strait that wasn’t closed, so long as they promise not build a nuke they didn’t have?

Do I have that just about right?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“Dear Diary
Had to let that slimy turd Jenrick to the presser today as I’m still in hiding from journalists. We launched out brilliant two-tier tax idea, which will hopefully convince Restore Britain supporters that we are every bit as racist and deranged as they are...”

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

In 2016, Trump was asked why he had repeatedly attacked the press.

His answer:

“I do it to discredit you all and demean you all so that when you write negative stories about me, no one will believe you.”

When someone tells you exactly who they are and exactly what they’re doing, pay attention. Believe them.

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

No surprise that the two Luton thugs, Stephen Yaxley Lennon and Andrew Tate, end up in Russia around the same time.

Putin is gathering to himself all the evil forces

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

MAJOR BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu Just Escalated His Criticism Of Trump.

He says the president has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, White House events, a Memorial Day ceremony, and even the NBA Finals.

Then came the question.

Why does Trump keep undergoing medical evaluations and cognitive testing?

For months, the White House has insisted the president is in excellent health.

Now critics are pointing to a growing list of public incidents and asking for more transparency.

The White House can dismiss the criticism.

But it can’t stop people from noticing the pattern.

[Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾 @guywalters]

Quote of the day by Lee of Makerfield.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This