#Sensei 🇰🇪

#TeamKenya. Attention pays me.

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@DeboraBarasa "Adoption!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Is Kenya Forest Service unable to "adopt" that land plant tress?

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@JoelJirane cc: @IPOA_KE @kipmurkomen

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@DanChepta That's an austerity measure, right? 🤣🤣

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

Taking every Ws and bossing every Ls. #MensMentalHealthMonth #June

[Bonnie Mwangi, CPA, LLM, MBA @MwangiBonnie]

To the world:

If any Kenyan politician - the likes of @SakajaJohnson - approaches you to inquire about ‘benchmarking’ opportunities, do all of us a favour and respond like this:

Grow up!

You have spent the last 11 years and and the equivalent of Rwanda’s GDP running from one foreign city to the next, learning absolutely nothing.

Does it really take benchmarking trips to learn how to collect garbage?

Or eliminating corruption in government?

You are not welcome here.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

THE ARSENAL LIFT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY! WHAT A MOMENT! WHAT A TEAM 🤩🏆

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

#COYG 🤣🤣

[Uzenvic @IamUzenvic]

Not today Bournemouth! Man City needs these 3 points tonight, no funny business, no excuses! The City side takes all three and keeps the title dream ALIVE. Yes, Arsenal fans praying for a slip but City will not drop points here.
Come on City, finish strong! Who else believes City is winning tonight? 🙌🙌🙌💙💙💙🔥
#MCFC #PremierLeague #BOUMCI

[Uzenvic @IamUzenvic]

Not today Bournemouth! Man City needs these 3 points tonight, no funny business, no excuses! The City side takes all three and keeps the title dream ALIVE. Yes, Arsenal fans praying for a slip but City will not drop points here.
Come on City, finish strong! Who else believes City is winning tonight? 🙌🙌🙌💙💙💙🔥
#MCFC #PremierLeague #BOUMCI

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

Wamandai 03 vs Wandai 00 at halftime.
It's public knowledge who's making pua decisions.🤣
#RejectFuelPrices
#KOX

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@KoinangeJeff What happened to hosting this Africa Forward Summit at #BOMAS? Deadlines could not be met, as usual?
#SundayLive @citizentvkenya

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

Officially @Arsenal is a bottling company. They couldn't manage a treble, now even 1 is a nightmare.
@CocaCola @pepsi take it away.

[Hand Of Gooner @HandofGooner_]

Wish you the best Arsenal ❤️

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@learning_ke @Paul_Muite Your name is ironical.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss Salary: 450,000/month

Employee Salary: 50,000/month

Boss sends a three-word email: “Fix this ASAP”

Employee drafts a detailed report, stays online till midnight and even joins weekend calls.

Still gets told: “You need to be more productive.”

Boost: Boss gets a 1.2 million bonus and a 25% salary increase.

Employee gets: 4,000 supermarket voucher and a notebook that says “Team Player of the Month.”

Corporate Karma 🔁

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

Tis season
#ChristmasCountdown
#Seoul #Nights

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son, please don't quit.

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

I have seen many #Kenyans graduating this week. I am sure there are brains that can turn #Nairobi into a #SmartCity, but who holds the keys to the city?
Here's a futuristic Nairobi. Where it should be.
#Disclaimer None of these images is mine. 🙂
cc: @SakajaJohnson sup?

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

David Munyua bringing the vibes to Ally Pally 🕺

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@ntsa_kenya why do you take that long to renew driving licences? What happened to efficiency? It's 2025. Incase you have to take that long, kindly give an option of printing a "waiting card" after payment tukisonga. Lazima tufike Singapore. #KOX

[#Sensei 🇰🇪 @miGeff]

@UpSwifting @WorldAthletics Haters 🚮