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[salvi @yassambassador]

A Singer From The 80s

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I need to borrow $35

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[7 @politefoid]

How it feels to have a ton of trauma but no triggers

[josh @y0cuando]

Being 24

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

It's gone from "punch a Nazi" to "don't dox a Nazi".

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Dr. Miami reveals that Clavicular used a photo of Jisoo as reference for recent nose job

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

sports definitely my least favorite ideological state apparatus. and pop music is my favorite

[Long Dong Ada Wong, PhD @LongDongAdaWong]

sombr ending leaves to the addison rae turtles

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

his ass stops sprinting 2 business days after he does

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Not listed, but Z. Which is beyond even the bone being pulverized and gone.

It becomes ontologically negative, a nothingness as palpable as the first stage of total fullness.

Oh yeah I gotta do it with some ranch on the side 😍

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Such a relief that everyone is saying NYC is gonna be lit this summer because usually it means you’re a broke loser if you’re here from June-September

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

LMAOOOOOO

[$PENCER @spenceh8acc]

Addison Rae could smoke directly on to a baby and I wouldn’t gaf

[ricky @aqauriusgroove_]

Ariana realizing she can just delete the versions and pretend this never happened

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

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