I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.
I saw this babe and complimented her nails. I didn’t ask anything after that.
She said “thank you” and told me they were fake nails from Temu….. Girrrrrrrl, no one asked 😭.
🎙 Matías Palacios: “Look how those who made you suffer are waiting for you; those because of whom you suffered are now taking photos and want your autograph…”
🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “They asked me for my jersey too, but inside the pitch they keep kicking me 😂”
🚨🎙️Lionel Messi:
“We knew this would be a very tough match. In the World Cup, no one gives you anything for free. Now it’s about resting, learning from today, and focusing on the next game. Also congratulations to Cape Verde for that great performance ”