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Talking out loud to myself, I'm pretty sure my dog just looked at me and said Your argument is invalid

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abigvictory Talking out loud to myself, I'm pretty sure my dog just looked at me and said Your argument is invalid

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How did civilization ever survive naughty letters and revealing Polaroids? Nicolerf14: My dad just asked what sextingis

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Polite alternative to no in 2009: Not in this economy

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Sensing a great disturbance within my Mother-in-law's computer

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Back in my day we didn't have 'sexting' - we exchanged our naked pictures via carvings on rocks

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summerjane Dear guy that asked me out in high school & is now a millionaire: I am entirely shallow now and will reconsider

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Join us next time as I contract the Black Death and test-drive a horseless carriage!2:39 PM Mar 18th

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But my bitchy? My bitchy does not slow down

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Whats more disturbing? Teens #sexting each other

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How did civilization ever survive naughty letters and revealing Polaroids?

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As in: You want fries with that? Not in this economy

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toldorknown Started weight training yesterday

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I'm not really fat, but if I rolled over twice, I'd be in Seattle

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ungraceful Surrounded by insane soccer moms

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Deciding what is funniest is just as difficult as selecting the best tweets - everyone's taste is different

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: jesuiseval: Why is it that SEXTING is always on the news

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alinasmith When I have a headache my funny slows down

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gordonshumway The anti-depressant Cymbalta can cause facial swelling, weight gain and impotence

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detweiler I need to stop telling people about Twitter so I can talk about them on it