ryan deez nutz

professional alcoholic

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is this hard

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#awesomehousecore

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getting laced at my job

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@judgyhead @anjellyfwish One day 💔

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@judgyhead @anjellyfwish that moment when 5funky turns into 2funky

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@anjellyfwish @judgyhead we have an education class together :p

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“It’s so chill a pedo and his friends were here so ig diddy is a good person” #Halloweekend

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getting cucked in my own home

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anddddd tweet

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they playing moonbeam ice cream in my 4th grade class, kill myself

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walking around the library with the SpongeBob SquarePants shoes

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@Skye_dosnt_know @anthonyimonday

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Would it be unethical to slap your cock with my big pregnant belly

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2 guys walk in, want to make a reservation. I tell them their total is $140.67, we all giggle and continue with our day. This is what society is supposed to be like

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he said and I quote “bruh”

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was that the wubble bubble?
no that’s a condom

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wait i just got my fasfa return, just got paid and my birthday is coming up

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@anjellyfwish DUDEEEE HES LITERALLY THE BIGGEST CHILLER

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I met ucsc vs. backshots guy he’s awesome

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i just go on twitter to post rants but then again who doesn’t go on twitter to post rants

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connections wtf you make a mockery of Tim Curry after his death by putting his characters but not one of the connections being Tim Curry characters wtf