Mia Shae Welty

happy wife • mama to 3

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

recently i’ve been obsessed with the hooked finger-over-mouth thing that teachers do when they eat salads. i cannot stop doing it

[fredesque @FredTaming]

if a snowman came to life after i put a hat on it i would hit it with a shovel

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i haven’t had a treat in 4 hours but i’m being really brave about it

[… @lurkmenistan69]

im a tummy ache survivor ok. i am so strong

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

The queen dying just in time for sweatshirt and bike shorts weather is diana’s final revenge

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

I hit a curb and my 5yo said, "that curb hit your car." You know what? I agree because that curb attacked us. It came out of nowhere.

[777 @_garrettcharles]

you were not a teenage dirtbag you were a gleek……

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Having sassy, confident little girls is tough because you don't want to put out that fire, but damn simmer down

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

best part of every documentary is when a guy is like “Dennis, I mean Dennis *chuckles* he was the craziest of us all” and then they cut to a black and white photo of a guy in a cubicle sticking his tongue out

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[Mia Shae Welty @mia_shae]

@kimpace23 WHAT👏🏼👏🏼

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

taylor lautner saying “where the hell have you been loca” in 2022 😭