mia🧃

[medium guy @oowteed]

Being on Hinge in 2026 feels like being a dog waiting to get adopted

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando me deparo com um bom tweet mas o Twitter se atualiza

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me after saying I’m just resting my eyes

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[‏ًً @enletritas]

mi cara cuando mis papas me critican un rasgo de mi personalidad que claramente herede de ellos

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[mel🕸️ @djosfilms]

every girl my age getting pregnant meanwhile i'm getting excited over spider-man

[Diamond @Diamondsupply_]

I fuck with the avengers but this x men shit really means something to me!! 😭

[déjà vu @LeTheShipSink]

I'm such a "look at the moon" person

[m! @ntrphl]

at the end of the day we all stare at the same moon

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

I seen a quote today that said “The male loneliness epidemic is just men refusing to evolve, and women refusing to date unevolved men.”

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[tony 🎭 @TonyVask]

She could have killed him with her own bare hands and I still wouldn't think of her as a villain

[lavinialoreno ᶜʳᶠ ⁴⁴ @lavinialoreno]

"Se você dormir a tarde, não vai dormir a noite"

Eu a tarde e a noite:

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[mia🧃 @miacastine]

@AshNicoleMoss It’s because she did a Barbie routine ◡̈ https://t.co/35oV87JQUV

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break