ghost mutt

She/her. Tinfoil hat enthusiast. Can moonwalk in socks

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It’s kinda dumb that they say most marriages can’t survive the death of a child because most marriages end in divorce anyway so rly most marriages don’t survive the survival of a child either

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If anything, veal makes the dairy industry less wasteful

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Fight the zoochosis by vaping at your desk

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Here to address the rumours: my tummy ache is not a psyop!!

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Extreme sports (Sydney edition)
Getting a table at the old fitz on a Sunday

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Not a sucker not a cunt

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@AlexSuhle No

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Going outside to smoke??? Wow so vintage

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BRB milkrunning lube x

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“Are we off ‘em?”
The Great Ideologue, 2023

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Get you a girl who can do neither

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Osmocote’s got nothin on my homemade substrate

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Tower 7 was the friends we made along the way

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This is just like what happened to Jesus (my vape died)

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Personal growth: I’m still transferring $300 from my savings every fortnight but now it’s for therapy

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They’re not my monkeys but I will buy tickets to that circus

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Why can’t my reward for controlling my impulsivity and not picking my skin be picking my skin?????

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I only have 2 months left to get famous and join the 27 club. It’s a lot of pressure for a young woman.

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“Permission to treat the uterus as hostile, your honour”

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I won’t post horny on main, but I will post dumb