Maria

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

The Sopranos (1999)

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[🐺 @_zensei]

Me taking my math test:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

How come no one told me about this

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Sometimes I hate my best friend

[danlet @evildanevil]

Him: are u fuckign stupid

me:

[🐌 @Wheeema]

my girl staring at me when I ask her what she wanna eat

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Katniss Everdeen after they killed Lenny Kravitz

[T 🌙 @tieyoo]

Me if I was Alice

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

me every winter break

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

dj earworm united state of pop 2009 (blame it on the pop) is the closest we've ever gotten to world peace