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why are you here

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if natural selection is real then how tf do gingers exist

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Where tf do the animals in the zoos go during hurricanes

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can i put the fact that im designated aux in the honors section of the commonapp

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linemen getting touchdowns is by far my favorite part of football

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female rage.

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consistently thinking about how at rehearsal on friday some girl said “my roman empire is the gay fanfic i’m currently writing about the sound of music,” she then proceeded to read it aloud for all to hear.

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csp this morning
“guys i ordered a package at 11 last night and it was delivered at 5 am this morning!”
“that’s some elon musk.. i mean joe biden i mean ummm jeff bezos!! type shit”

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@everm9res @C4RLNP4UL hand it over

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@elonmusk um

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@everm9res help i can walk to this lady’s house, she does one every year

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college tour guide called chem and bio “wet sciences” and i hope i never have to endure that ever again

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all summer in a day by ray bradbury made me who i am today.

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“i thought periods lasted an hour, do they stop when you sleep?” 🗿🗿🗿

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explaining the menstrual cycle to the guys in my lang class may have been the most frustrating part of my day

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@everm9res the answer is always no

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@KarenHusband12 not everything is ab you oraj🙄

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i’m too tired for this

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almost getting expelled was NOT on my to-do list for tn

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getting such bad secondhand embarrassment rn bc who tf decides to have a photoshoot in the middle of a busy library

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fun drinking game for suits fans! take a shot every time they say goddamn (you will blackout)