Mia, Queen of the Gooners 2.0

hi cuties 💖 I’m Mia and this is a backup for my main @miagoons

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

repeat after me gooner: “glossy lips are my 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵”

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

hi dummies! I’m curious, were u always this addicted or did u try to fight against porn’s influence, maybe trying to escape for years, until u finally decided to just give up and let big juicy porn squishers squash ur brain into a melty puddle of dopamine and ecstasy? because ummm… 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 lol 🤭🩷🩵

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

ok so I keep hearing gooners say “porn is better than sex” or “pumpies are better than sex”… ok so like as someone who has 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 had sex… no it’s not. but like- you’ll never actually experience the pleasure of 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑥! honestly, you wouldn’t last 3 seconds in a real pussy so instead of embarrassing yourself, why don’t u just stay locked up in ur room and pump pump pump so much that u fall in love with porn, that you have a relationship with porn, that porn makes u as excited as a real girl would… because that’s all you’re ever going to get 🤭 no pussy for u, just a slimy wet hand to slide up and down ur goonstick 🩷

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

some of u are clearly still fighting against porn’s influence and honestly, it gives me the ick. instead of trying to quit for the 1000th time, why don’t u just surrender to the overwhelming pleasure that is ur 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 and finally fall in love with it? you’ll be so much happier, trust me 🤭💕🌈

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

Hey dummy! I need a place to sit and you’re already laying on the bed and gooning your brain out. If you’re going to be a pathetic loser at least make yourself useful 🤭💖🍑

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

ok u guys so me and my friend Sydney found a guy online and we’re going on a date with him 2night, pretending to be interested in a throuple, but when we get home we’re gonna tell him that we actually just wanna fuck and see what he does 🤭 I’m so excited/nervous wish me luck 💖

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

Hi cuties 💖 I have a DM limit right now but when I’m back I’m going to sink you dummies soooo deep 🤭

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

You know - it’s really not hard to trigger you gooners 💖 by the time you message me, I’m already in your head! Each of you has a series of super special triggers that I’m using to sink you deeper. Imagine, an anchor attached to your brain, dragging it downnnnnn 🤭

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

Y’all don’t know 7-point hypnosis and honestly it shows 🤭

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

I think you might actually be in 💜 with me 🤭

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

let me get all up inside your head 💕

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

not to brag but like, I’ve had gooners tell their moms about me lol 🤭💖

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

the video me and my friends took on your phone after we tied you to a chair in the basement, strapped a VR headset to your face, fed you an edible, and started blasting the most mind-liquifying porn on the internet through your eyeballs 💖😇 we’ll let u out in a couple days xx

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

like…????

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

i hope you dummies realize that once you ASK me to take your brain, half the work is already done lol 😂 i swear, y’all make it way too easy but it’s okay, just sit there and LET yourself get addicted and I’ll come scoop up that mush that you call a brain, once ur done ☺️🩷

[𝙈𝙞𝙖, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 @miagoons]

did you know? the reason you silly gooners are constantly finding new kinks and goon triggers is because I play with all of your brains and sometimes i accidentally squish the mush together and mix your brains up 🤭 srry abt that I’ll be more careful next time 🩷😘