hi dummies! Iโm curious, were u always this addicted or did u try to fight against pornโs influence, maybe trying to escape for years, until u finally decided to just give up and let big juicy porn squishers squash ur brain into a melty puddle of dopamine and ecstasy? because ummmโฆ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ง lol ๐คญ๐ฉท๐ฉต
ok so I keep hearing gooners say โporn is better than sexโ or โpumpies are better than sexโโฆ ok so like as someone who has ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ had sexโฆ no itโs not. but like- youโll never actually experience the pleasure of ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ! honestly, you wouldnโt last 3 seconds in a real pussy so instead of embarrassing yourself, why donโt u just stay locked up in ur room and pump pump pump so much that u fall in love with porn, that you have a relationship with porn, that porn makes u as excited as a real girl wouldโฆ because thatโs all youโre ever going to get ๐คญ no pussy for u, just a slimy wet hand to slide up and down ur goonstick ๐ฉท
some of u are clearly still fighting against pornโs influence and honestly, it gives me the ick. instead of trying to quit for the 1000th time, why donโt u just surrender to the overwhelming pleasure that is ur ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป and finally fall in love with it? youโll be so much happier, trust me ๐คญ๐๐
Hey dummy! I need a place to sit and youโre already laying on the bed and gooning your brain out. If youโre going to be a pathetic loser at least make yourself useful ๐คญ๐๐
ok u guys so me and my friend Sydney found a guy online and weโre going on a date with him 2night, pretending to be interested in a throuple, but when we get home weโre gonna tell him that we actually just wanna fuck and see what he does ๐คญ Iโm so excited/nervous wish me luck ๐
You know - itโs really not hard to trigger you gooners ๐ by the time you message me, Iโm already in your head! Each of you has a series of super special triggers that Iโm using to sink you deeper. Imagine, an anchor attached to your brain, dragging it downnnnnn ๐คญ
the video me and my friends took on your phone after we tied you to a chair in the basement, strapped a VR headset to your face, fed you an edible, and started blasting the most mind-liquifying porn on the internet through your eyeballs ๐๐ weโll let u out in a couple days xx
i hope you dummies realize that once you ASK me to take your brain, half the work is already done lol ๐ i swear, yโall make it way too easy but itโs okay, just sit there and LET yourself get addicted and Iโll come scoop up that mush that you call a brain, once ur done โบ๏ธ๐ฉท
did you know? the reason you silly gooners are constantly finding new kinks and goon triggers is because I play with all of your brains and sometimes i accidentally squish the mush together and mix your brains up ๐คญ srry abt that Iโll be more careful next time ๐ฉท๐