Jeremiah Stanley

I’M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@UPS I’ve called twice, have retried this over three days, and still cannot provide any customs information for delivery of a package. Do you think this week a smol shipping company can maybe fix their website OR have phone support that can do anything?

[Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy]

New Arm Developer workstation... that has PCIe slots and tops out at 512 GB of RAM?

Would you like to know more?

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@dietz_meredith Should have told him ribbit for her pleasure

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@gldivittorio I’m still very happy he never got to see Dune 2

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@IwriteOK When Harry Met Sally vs Alien vs Predator

Shoot this into my veins, I love your idea

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Chipotle CEO jumped ship.

He knows the Burrito days are over

Get ready Cava Bros. It's almost our time

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

This is how you send the menswear guy into a feeding frenzy

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This Entourage reboot is going to be awesome

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@SwiftOnSecurity I see you too watch the same civil engineering videos I do

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@gldivittorio I love that this is how I found out

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@MWadzeckKraus Beuauracracy

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

You don’t just accidentally google that, you do it on porpoise

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

Three tickets to Challengers please

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

If this trend continues season five of The Boys will just be eight 47 minute episodes of Hughie being sexually assaulted

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@hankgreen Tsk tsk, forgot to compare the prostipations against the constipations.

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

🎼H-O-T-T-U-B-A

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

chungus

[✍️ @babymystiq]

oh you’re a poet?

express everything that exists in one word

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

@abughazalehkat Put 150 on the bench and let decisions be a complete melee with media commentary like “the conservatives have formed a Roman style phalanx”

[Jeremiah Stanley @miahorg]

Here’s what you’re gonna do: you stay out of the sun, you’re gonna be a bit quicker on the uptake…

[Empire @empiremagazine]

Meet #TheRingsOfPower Season 2's new Hill-troll, Damrod.

“[He] was inspired in part by Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul,” showrunner Patrick McKay tells Empire.

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