bob l'éponge

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Going no contact just in general

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[Quiet Birb @sjsofoensnam]

@Gabbrielxzn What? Reading one to two books a day for years and years isn't typical? No. Way.

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

if your mom was nice to you as a child you legally have to help people

[໊ @escritosvibra]

siempre me quiero ir, de casa, del trabajo, de la calle, pero lo raro es que no sé ni a donde. Solo me quiero ir

[angel @angelshit]

If you’ve ever been kind to me you get a little room in my mind forever where the bed is always made and The window is open so it smells like rain

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Carl Jung was right when he said that if a man does not face his shadow by age 35 he will not improve. He will calcify. His defense will become his personality.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[bob l'éponge @miakitty_]

My entire undergrad dissertation in one tweet. Beautiful.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you