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[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Bill Maher *ROASTS* Kamala Harris🤣🇺🇸

“Every election year, Democrats seem to remember patriotism for about an hour at their convention when they're trying to win back swing voters. The whole message of Kamala's speech in 2024 was: ‘Take Back the Flag.’”

“That's why she talked about America like a pageant contestant.”

*Plays clip of Harris*

“Hard to believe she lost, huh?”

*Crowd cracks up* 😂😂😂

“Well, you CAN’T take back the flag in an hour if the rest of the time you treat patriotism as something vaguely embarrassing. It SHOULDN'T be.”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This tweet is about to turn 8 years old

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The three major U.S. broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, and NBC, have yet to report on DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s recent declassification regarding Anthony Fauci’s cover-up of the COVID-19 pandemic.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you ever see this kid, you've made several wrong turns and one really bad vacation decision.

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

Democrats are fine with requiring photo ID to enter the Obama Presidential Center, but not to vote in U.S. elections.

You can’t make this up.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

That's her, officer. That's the woman who stole my hamburger

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Four men who are about to fucking rock.

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

Someone put the GOLDEN GIRLS theme to the PREDATOR credits. Play almost too well. 🤣🤣🤣

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: Ilhan Omar's net worth now less than $95,000, per her most recent filing

That's down from $30,000,000, which she originally called a 'filing error'

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@pelositracker Ilhan Omar is the queen fraudster

Perfect example of a true learer

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Before the Algeria-Argentina match at the World Cup, Algerian fans chanted:

“Messi is the enemy of Allah. Allah is on our side. Algeria will destroy the infidel nation of Argentina”

Messi scored 3 goals and humiliated the Islamic nation of Algeria. Allah was not on their side.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

What😭😭 😭

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’ll have a Sprite. In a sealed bottle.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1988, you excitedly rode a winning streak into a showdown against Mike Tyson and promptly got knocked the fuck out.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game.

You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Pretty sure this is Ric Flair's yearbook photo from when the senior class voted him "Most Likely to Style and Profile” …

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Four fried chickens and a Coke.”

“And some dry white toast please.”