#rickorty
in the hypothetical scenario that rick could die, i feel like morty would go to therapy and say his boyfriend died, his partner in crime, his everything, but he wouldn’t say his grandpa. maybe they find out only when beth is dropping him off and (1/2)
mentions how “we’re all grieving my dad”. and his therapist now has to deal with the info that not only was he in a relationship with his grandpa but he refuses to acknowledge, maybe bec he knows how bad it is or maybe bec he’s never saw him that way in the first place. (2/2)
Hmm what if.. EM about to pass ER to a bunch of sleazy men. EM tells him to 'behave' and 'be good to them'.
"Suck them off if you have to. I don't care. Just get me the control code." EM scrolls through his eyepatch. "Oh, but don't let them fuck you. Kill them if they insist."
Miami giving Morticia a lap dance. Morticia's gaze going everywhere, all frozen stiff bc she has no idea what to do with her hands. Is she even meant to do anything with them???? What's she supposed to do????? Miami thriving in her fluster, lifting her chin, "Eyes on me, babe."
proshippers are really gods strongest soldiers cus imagine doing something completely legal and medically recognized as okay and you get harassed daily online for it