Miami Vice

[Wimar.X @DefiWimar]

Anthropic valuation: $965 Billion
Walmart valuation: $926 Billion

Anthropic revenue: $47 Billion
Walmart revenue: $681 Billion

[Carter Byrd @CarterByrd13]

Alberta is gonna have a hell of a college football program when they join the United States.

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

Wow tough choice! Do I cheer for the lovable casual birder team or the Foxborough Literal Satans?

[BowTiedPassport 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 @BowTiedPassport]

Me and the boys on our way to seize the Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club in Tijuana after our marque is signed.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Vladimir Putin:

5’3

Communist

President of a “country” with the GDP of a single US state

Was humiliated by America’s display of military might yesterday

Begged America to help bail him out of his 3.5 year, 4OT battle against the international version of Akron

Must do what Trump says

Zero SEC championships

He is the ultimate Europoor

[Julio Rosas @Julio_Rosas11]

👀

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“lets get a table outside”

me:

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Guy whose wife went to a Coldplay concert with her boss last night logging in today

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The people yearn for Operation Metro 24/7 1200 Tickets

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

The Wehrmacht posters increase the Hitler content

The woke posters decrease it

Hitler content creates bans, which again moderates the reaction

But when the woke posters leave the website, Grok no longer receives the moderating input

We now have a runaway Hitler Grok

[Edwin Davies @EdwinJDavies]

Trying to rebuild Tom Hardy in the aggregate

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Millennial Grey was a trauma response to growing with our mothers watching Trading Spaces

[Mississippi State Baseball @HailStateBB]

A new era begins.

Welcome to Starkville, Coach O’Connor.

#HailState🐶

[Kevin DeAnna @VDAREJamesK]

Bros being bros transcends ideological differences

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

"Blue cities generate most of America's GDP."

"Wow how do you do that?"

"We redistribute tax dollars and call it GDP."

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to sleeping with the fan on. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."