mia

[keegs @KeegsOnline]

Drake is the type of guy to say “mi mi mi mi mi mi mi” when he snores

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im actually the chillest girl alive if you don’t count all the batshit insane shit ive done and continue to do

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

every ounce of feminism leaves my body when there’s something wrong with my car i have a flat tire and i’m like please help me i’m very small and don’t know anything

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

Aang was only 13 when he defeated Firelord Ozai and ended the 100-year-war

[megan @chismosavirus]

scuse me.. im sorry.. im really such a lady!

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean?” bold of you to assume anything i do has meaning

[Mama Mae 🩵 @maeedagoat]

an adult spelling bee with shots does sound interesting

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

“are you ok?” no i have overthinking issues

[Damnnnnnn Ginaaa @TwxtterlessGiNA]

“Gots to see it thru my boy” is the motto for the next few months

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?”

Me, an intellectual:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Where’s the Pride flag?”

“Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”

[Hasbik (fan) @HasbulIah]

Good business talk @kanyewest

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.

[cherrie bradshaw @0verchering]

men’s guides to shorts this summer