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[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Should I start using this thing again? Now seems like a great time to start complaining. #2020beaharshmistress

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Happy Birthday to the great Tony Bourdain. You are so very missed.

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Every. God. Damn. Time.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

What's a movie that makes you cry whenever you watch it?

Okay, I'll go first... DUMBO

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Remember ring back tones? #2000s

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

@hitRECordJoe Just the picture alone is already getting my eyes tingly

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

@hitRECordJoe I said THIS EXACT SAME THING TODAY

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Man, jet lag sucks. #insomnia #killme

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Biggest regret in life? Not paying the extra fee to hug a koala when I was at the zoo in Australia. 🤦🏼‍♀️#🐨

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Remember Snuggies?

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Me: Grant, can you spell you name?
Grant: G-R-K-N-17
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA ⚰️

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

"OMG it's so hot! I should just move to Seattle." -woman that's probably not from LA that probably moved here for the weather ☀️#gohome

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

It's 7am and I already have a sweatstache. #hotasballs

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

There's always 1 person @ work that'll leave 3 squares in the TP roll just so they don't have to change it. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #coworkers

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Ain't no cure for the summertime blues... or from any other season.

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

"I'm gonna go cut the cheese." - deli guy #imachild

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

Why does this dingleberry still have a job?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

#Wouldnt it be nice if @RealDonaldTrump didn't think we were idiots?

[Mia Muerta @miamuerta]

I'd make such a great mom. Too bad I don't want kids.