Mia Powell

37 years young. Husband. CEO of Twitter. Cold War veteran. Professional Baller. Mark Zuckerburg. Proud mother of 4 little monsters.

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omg this is my favorite lana deal ray song

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smoking inside using a seashell as an ashtray <3

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babies on broadway be crying i’m like don’t worry he’s just a little Fosse

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men will tell you they have a gun before they tell you they have a girlfriend

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Elon is short for Electronic Lawn

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having a blast hanging out with all 11 or 12 of my friends honestly I can’t really keep count of them because I have so many of them we are talking about boys and mainly we are talking about Sex because we have it a lot oh yeah and there are boys here btw

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what do u do when ur computer password pet dies

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the most frightening part of halloween is rent being due the next day

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woke up today to this

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hit my juul at home call that nic at nite™️

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@OliviaHendrix17 NPC (non playable Craig)

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u ever see a white baby whose hairline already receding… i think that’s how they know they should name it craig

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what did those guys even try

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i am actually so scared of kris jenner i think if i ever saw her i would spontaneously combust

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nancy is short for pregnancy

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just found this

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(at a strip club) this is ass

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are detectives real? has anyone ever seen one

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god damn this flopped .. SEAMS like y’all aren’t ready for textiles based humor

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slaying with the jokes in my sewing class i guess u could say i got the whole class in stitches

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mikes hard lethal injection