Mia

[Mia @miapini_]

I feel like we overlook the fact that parrots can literally talk

[Mr Make Matters Better @czarxist]

if i won the lottery i wouldnt say anything but there would be signs

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just had an INCREDIBLE grilled cheese with the bread my girlfriend baked from scratch

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i love my girlfriend today

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acting gay?

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funny story i like telling is that i personally know her now ex fiancé who fumbled her

[Mia @miapini_]

happy pride month to all the seahorses out there

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locked in

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but at least i have a hot girlfriend

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girlfriend said we can’t do anal today because her root chakra is misaligned :/

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i feel like she could play SUCH a good Helly R in a live action adaptation of severance

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new episode of severance sucked but i’m still on board

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ave dominus nox 🦇

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my girlfriend, who is hot

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i eat pussy in a non patriarchal way

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that’s kinda cool ig but it doesn’t really have anything to do with my girlfriend who i love sorry. not interested

[Manu Guisone @ManuGuisone]

Podés ir a vivir a francia, pero no podés convertirte en francés.
Podés ir a vivir a a Alemania, Japón o Turquía, pero no podés convertirte en alemán, japonés o turco.
Pero cualquiera, de cualquier rincón de la tierra, puede venir a vivir a Argentina y convertirse en argentino.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Practicing for when I go out to the real world and have to talk to other people

[Mia @miapini_]

school is a joke but I’m not laughing