"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.
@bbclaurak@BBCNews What a start to the week. Shame Laura wasn't on tv today as I love the way she phrases stuff and doesn't let politicians off the hook easy
John Prevost, the pope’s older brother, rang from Chicago with a computer problem — because Bob, as the family still calls him, has always been the one who fixes these things.
“John, I’m the pope,” Leo reminded him.
The reply came without a pause: “Oh, sorry pope. My computer is broken.” https://t.co/55sS6rz4vg
Health and Safety reps @RMTunion in Glasgow today. Speaking up on our Action Against Assaults campaign. No worker should face violence and abuse at work, and that must include public transport workers. #SafetyMatters
BREAKING: In a terrifying and un-American moment, Donald Trump just reiterated his position that he will not defend our NATO allies should they be invaded by Russia. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows how dangerous Trump is.