clarencethesquanch

prob more agile than you. struggles, memes and observations.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

so it turns out that I will have to be a bread keeper cuz my man is a fuckin great musician

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@stillreezy your missus' spirit joining you for a walk

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@stillreezy symbiosis, period.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

I want to go back to a cave for a week. It’s bad

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

For the first time in my life I was told I can eat only during my unpaid 30 min break during 5.5 h shift. But preposterous to me bc I need to eat whenever I want to.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@stillreezy shall we feel sorry for you?

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

I don’t want to be this emotional just bc I’m a female

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@agNavya One time they changed chef in a place which wasn’t my fave but especially he made one dish so perfect I would go there only for this one dish. They changed the guy and it was heartbreaking

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

Quran heaven sounds like Vegas for men. there’s nothing there listed what women will get.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@stillreezy heard you were crying so hard she couldn’t finish the job

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

One think about bands is that minimum one of the meme era hast to wear converse

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

Having non greedy man in this economy is fuckin gold

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

Finally feels like home bc I get to enjoy live music

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@7oneLaflare I knew its not only me thinking it was pussey

[Kevin Crow @ItsKevinCrow]

In the early 2010s, Millenials went from looking like the first picture to the second picture in like a two year span.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

@kelly_ques fuck yes

[mhud @mhudgg]

in 2027 you can reuse calendars from 1982, 1993, 1999, 2010, and 2021 if you are planning ahead for gifts.

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

October is supposed to be crazy, this is what stars say

[clarencethesquanch @miasandj]

last week I found out that there are places in prissy where you can still enjoy your smoke and beer together at one table