some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment โhey idk if anyone has ever told you butโฆ. you are phenomenal at parallel parking โ Iโve seen you a few times like โshe ainโt gonna make itโ and then you do, incredibleโ
here are my top 5 sitcom-like summer events:
-receiving a poem over text
-cooking gene therapy 4 monkeys
-michelin quality meal on a solo brand paper plate
-induction of mesoamerican ball game team
-taking my 92 year old to a sea cave