Mia

nomaded in 13/195 countries ✈️ ⚢ travelmaxxing exploremaxxing

[Mia @miatravls]

my lesbian love island resume:

- masc
- leo 🚩
- 22 y/o

@netflix lets discuss

[Mia @miatravls]

people complain about the air quality in bangkok then move to bali

that ocean breeze won't save you from inhaling burning trash fumes bro

[Mia @miatravls]

senior year I transferred to a new high school where my ex had already informed the entire campus that I was a toxic cheater

that year, girls had guidance counselor mediations because best friends were fighting over me, stalking me, and skipping class to see me

lesson in there

[Mia @miatravls]

@worldofsuki damn usually there’s a flagger outside emshere to prevent accidents

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@GordonRamsay are you kidding me

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just opened a fortune cookie with no fortune inside #whatdatmean

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it's astounding how many boomers assume southeast asia is just sweatshops and rice fields

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@DrewVento same

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@pissshit90001 mistakenly tried to sober up with fiber laxative water from 7/11 in bangkok and shit myself in a taxi

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@awsdevelopers pov your cat sits on your laptop keyboard

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my 75 y/o mom doesn’t know how to use youtube & is too stubborn to learn

so now i have to send her the videos she wants to watch

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@kevinxu amateur move you’re supposed to smuggle in your own snacks like contraband

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@saturnevonne

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@mmmml_0 manifesting

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@mmmml_0 4.5% 🫠

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@YLIAfan @FreddyLA7 @JJWatt you aren’t thinking big picture

resources are being allocated to him because he’s supplying an unprecedented amount of free PR to the U.S.

the hospitality he’s receiving will pay dividends that far exceed the cost of some free souvenirs and an economy class flight

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@favscorpioooo at what age does stuff like this become fascinating

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@iamsebetancur why risk breaching their guidelines in the first place tho

hundreds of research use only sites are getting nuked these days

peptides are a sketchy unregulated gray market, not worth it

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ppl are losing it because I said it’s irresponsible to have a baby before you’re financially stable

apparently i’m a soulless moron for suggesting a child is better off adopted into a family that can afford to provide for them

rather than raised by a biological parent who can’t

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@LeeleeOliv5280

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@Shellzonit @SAVAGERX23 holy cortisol spike